My Fantasy

Hottest Property Ever

Right now it is 10 pm on a Tuesday night and I just finished drafting my 2008-2009 fantasy football team 'The Hottest Property Ever'. I am mentally and physically exhausted, but very satisfied with my picks.
Like a lot of things in life, I never understood the appeal of fantasy football until I tried it. As a consequence, my life has changed and some would say has been ruined. My Sundays are inundated with ESPN news, stat tracker and an overwhelming feeling of either bliss or agony.
Overall, my team is dominant. All who face me will die in a fantasy type of way. I would like to personally thank the other members of my fantasy league (League Joyness) for drafting so poorly, and for the pending mis-management of their respective teams. And all of you who raped me of my planned picks just prior to my turn, you will pay dearly on upcoming Sundays, Mondays, and occasionally Thursdays and Saturdays. I think you all know who you are.

In the meantime please take a moment to bask in the glory of the latest and best version of the 'Hot Property Fantasy Football Club' the Hottest Property Ever!!!

QB's: Peyton Manning
Matty Leinart

RB's: Marshawn Lynch
Ryan Grant
Ronnie Brown
Thomas Jones
Deuce McCallister

WR's: Santonio Holmes
Torry Holt
Donte Stallworth
Jabar Gaffney

TE's; Tony Gonzales

DEF: Pittsburgh Steelers

K: Mike Nugent (because of his last name)

I will keep all informed of the beatings that will ensue....